I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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