Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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