like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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