Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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