There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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