I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way