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(250): View more from British Columbia

Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?

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(404): View more from Georgia

So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night

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