Swine flu. Run for my life!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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