I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
