You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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