Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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