you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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