She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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