Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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