He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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