There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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