no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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