i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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