girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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