Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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