Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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