We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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