Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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