I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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