I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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