I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
and she was petting her beer can
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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