his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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