what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Sorry about my life...
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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