I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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