Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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