he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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