I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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