Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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