I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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