You work out of a Hotel?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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