isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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