I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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