do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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