They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm like, not good at living.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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