her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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