Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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