One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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