I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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