What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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