Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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