Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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