i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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