woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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