Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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