I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Houston, we have a blender
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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