I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The uberlube is also flammable
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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