Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I need a burrito and a hug.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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