let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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