There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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