Can Purell be used as lube?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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