dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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